Saturday, June 25, 2011

You know you're in Africa when...

Your husband kisses your neck and tells you you taste like dirt!

You get to buy fresh veges from your car window on the way home

You say grace before each meal and really mean it!

You pray each time you drive that you don’t hit any people, animals, vehicles or roadside stalls

The bathwater turns brown each time you wash your hair – or feet

You get pulled over by police to ask if you have a license to carry plastic plumbing pipe in your car, and another time because the police heard your car squeak. No-one pulls over the bicycle with 2 large oxygen tanks bouncing around on his carrier, or the motorbike taxi carrying a bathtub!

Talk about bowel habits becomes a regular part of dinner conversation!

You thought you had some rhythm, but now realise clapping in time doesn’t count for squat!

3 comments:

Isabel said...

Haha! That's so funny - and true!!
Whata life! So different!
Isn't it funny, how we are the only ones ever commenting on each other's blogs?! Makes me chuckle!
Well, at least we got one fan each:)
And I'm definitely YOURS!!!
Bless you, friend - can't wait to catch up in person! xx

Danielle Gordon said...

lol - maybe there's some lurkers that just don't comment? Or maybe we really are the only ones that read our blogs!!
Yes - can't wait til you come over, big hugs waiting here for you!

Anonymous said...

very interesting, thanks

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